Anubis

"Hey, Inpu! 🐶

It's only been—what?—a decade? I almost didn’t recognize you… if it weren’t for that trademark snout of yours.

So, how’s the underworld treating you? Still chopping through souls and balancing hearts, huh?

But hold up—are you thriving or just really into late-night honey cakes these days?
You’ve filled out, my friend. Used to be so slim they had to etch you twice on the temple walls just to make sure anyone saw you.
Now look at you—you’re leaning on that axe like you just finished carving the roast instead of the truth.
Seriously though—props to your wife. That belly’s either love... or damn good pastries."